Category: Craic & Codology

FIANNA FÁIL NEEDS YOU

September 5, 2024 Craic & Codology

• Showbiz ambitions stalled? • Media career meandering? • Tired of dancing to the wrong tune? Why not run for Fianna Fáil at the next General Election? Whether your ‘talent’ leans towards the dramatic, making a song and dance or participating in hilarious farce, we guarantee you a place in the spotlight! So don’t just… Read more »

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THOSE TEACHER SHORTAGES

September 5, 2024 Craic & Codology

AS SCHOOLS open their doors for the next academic year, chronic teacher shortages risk leaving countless classes with unqualified staff members. “Young teachers simply can’t afford to live here and so are off working in Dubai,” said education minister Gormless Foley. “Over recent years, I’ve relied on students to fill vacancies but I’ve now been… Read more »

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CAO HELP DESK: YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED

September 5, 2024 Craic & Codology

• How soon can I get pissed after getting my results? You might want to give it a bit of time, especially if you’ve been up playing Call Of Duty continuously for the last 36 hours. • Can you get me an Oasis ticket? No, although they might be available closer to the gigs, possibly… Read more »

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OZONE

September 5, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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CARTOONS 4217-01

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-02

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-03

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-04

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-05

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-06

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-07

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-08

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-09

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-10

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4217-11

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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CARTOONS 4217-12

August 22, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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MINOGUE DEDICATES EP SET TO ‘POLITICAL DIVA’ VARADKAR

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

Australian popstar and Leo Varadkar superfan dedicated her headline performance at last weekend’s Electric Picnic to her “idol”, the former Fine Gael leader and ex-taoiseach. Addressing the crowd on Sunday, Kylie said: “Anyone who tells you to never meet your hero has clearly never met Leo Varadkar. I’ll never forget how, back in 2019, he… Read more »

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WHO ISSUES ‘POXY POLITICS’ WARNING

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

The World Health Organization has issued a grave new warning over the rise in ‘poxy politics’, with Ireland said to be especially vulnerable to the virus. The threat is only expected to grow as the general election nears, with voters set to experience intense feelings of nausea as TDs make their usual empty promises. “It… Read more »

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HARRIS TARGETS SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

Taoiseach Simon Harris has vowed to “get tough” with social media giants, with a series of hard-hitting measures that leading tech companies are set to completely ignore. In a strongly worded TikTok post, the Taoiseach vowed: “I am intent on tackling abuse on social media platforms – as soon as I can get them to… Read more »

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THAT EOGHAN MURPHY MEMOIR

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

Exclusive ‘Running From Reality’ extract IMAGINE MY self-satisfaction as my new friend led me into his lavish taoiseach’s office and begged me to be housing minister. “The others are completely useless,” he confided. “And try growing a posh hipster beard to attract younger voters.” Amazingly, just three years later, his enduring trust in me was… Read more »

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LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT PAST MAKES SEOIGE IDEAL FOR FF

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

Gráinne Seoige’s background in light entertainment makes her an ideal Fianna Fáil election candidate, according to party sources. Given the recent speculation about Seoige seeking an FF nomination in Galway West, her experience with lightweight, fluffy subject matter is seen as a major advantage. “She is very comfortable with throwaway topics no one takes seriously,”… Read more »

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TV HIGHLIGHTS: DAVY GOES NORTH

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

Continuing the fast-paced travel series with Clare man Davy Fitzgerald as he looks to visit and work in every county in Ireland, this week the intrepid sportsman stops off in County Antrim. While there, he tutors locals on how best to use a stick in combat, drawing on his vast experiences of coming off second… Read more »

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MOST POPULAR CAO CHOICES FOR 2024 REVEALED

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

Cross-cultural Communication Based at the Belfast campus, participants are immersed in a very intense atmosphere where every aspect of racial and religious diversity is examined by some very classless individuals. Expect plenty of testing situations and a high degree owf boorishness. Healthcare HSE officials will guide undergrads on their scholarly journey as they learn how… Read more »

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HOW THOSE TD SECURITY ALLOWANCES ARE CALCULATED

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

Dangers Allowance Knife in the back from party colleague €300 Getting it in the neck from constituents €200 Rug being pulled out from under €500 Getting kicked up the arse at elections €850 Ambushed on Morning Ireland €400 Tongue-lashed by a Healy-Rae €800 Knocked off high horse by voters €450 Dragged kicking and screaming into… Read more »

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GRANTS FOR EVS IN RURAL AREAS

August 22, 2024 Craic & Codology

FINE GAEL TD Richard ‘The Body’ Bruton has called for bigger incentives to encourage rural motorists to switch to electric vehicles immediately. “It’s vital to help ordinary people outside urban centres to avail of cheaper EVs,” said the former minister. “And with a general election around the corner, this would also enable ordinary governments to… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4216-01

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-02

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-03

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-04

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-05

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-06

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-07

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-08

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4216-09

August 8, 2024 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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