August 25, 2022 Craic & Codology

Parenting groups have expressed concern over the lack of space devoted to back-to-school-related stories in Ireland’s newspapers. One frantic parent said: “We need column inches devoted to such hot-button subjects as the weight of schoolbags, what a middle-class child should have in their lunchbox, schoolbook jumble sales and how to handle snooty parents at the… Read more »

August 25, 2022 Craic & Codology

Vote Hunter Championships Eamon Ryan on board Green Chancer beat the odds to take everyone for a ride, finishing with just 24 faults. Dressage Parade Vlad Varadkar (Notis Me) once again displayed his skills at trotting sideways (depending on whatever way the wind’s blowing). Ladies’ Side-Saddle Helen McEntee’s attempt to please all of the judges… Read more »

August 25, 2022 Craic & Codology

FIANNA FÁIL-VILLE Built on foundations of sand, there are fears it could collapse at any moment. Urban planners also fear the roof could cave in on Mayor Micheál Martin. BAILE FINE GAEL The town is the vision of architect Leo Varadkar, who’s obsessed with appearances. Area could be vulnerable to electoral earthquake, if polls are… Read more »

August 25, 2022 Craic & Codology

It is an affront to common decency that a leader of a country cannot use confidential government information in any way he sees fit. After Mar-a-Lago, we really have to ask ourselves, where will this madness end? Leo Varadkar I feel very sorry for my friend who is suffering under American tyranny. I told him… Read more »

August 25, 2022 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin A distinguished statesman cruelly snatched away from us before he had a chance to show the world what he was capable of. It reminds me so much of my present predicament and the handover to Leo Varadkar in December. Leo Varadkar He was completely oblivious to the fact that his former comrades were… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

Greetings faithful, Well, it has been a worrying time and no mistake. The anguish, the hurt, the confusion – but enough about Sabina Higgins’ website posts, let’s focus on your humble, infallible pope’s dodgy knee. It’s certainly been difficult: some observers are saying I’ve loss that extra half yard when handing out communion wafers or… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

After finally getting agreement on agricultural emission cuts, the Government has announced ambitious new plans to miss its overall target by 51%. Having continually missed climate goals by an embarrassing margin, experts feel the new target is more than achievable. “We are also looking to increase bust-ups between farmers, business groups and environmentalists by up… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

Liz Truss Claims to be representing the six counties but most believe it’s a deeply cynical ploy. Very passionate about equestrianism and was recently asked by Brexiteers to ride a Trojan horse into 10 Downing Street for them. Nancy Pelosi Congresswoman from California who is very proud of her party’s links to Ireland, especially around… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

President Michael D Higgins and his wife, Sabina, were again facing strong criticism from some sectors following an entire week passing without the couple creating a furore. Said one irate reporter: “With all the TDs on holidays, we need all the help we can get to spin massive political controversies out of thin air. The… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

Pope Francis The veteran Argentinian sparked retirement rumours recently and warned his devoted fans that he may have to move on. Has clashed with Ronaldo over the latter’s claim that he too is infallible and richer than the Vatican. Boris Johnson Unapologetic right-winger whose best days appear to be behind him after being caught offside… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

There has been widespread shock at news that RTÉ may owe Revenue millions due to misclassifying workers as “self-employed”, with many refusing to believe that any work goes into the national broadcaster’s output. Indeed, it is believed that this argument may form the basis of RTÉ’s defence. “It could be a rock-solid case,” said one… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

IN A sensational allegation that has left Ireland’s air travel world reeling, a passenger who regularly flies with Aer Lingus has claimed that he had “no problems whatsoever” on a recent flight to Glasgow. “Everything went very smoothly and staff were on hand at all times to deal with any queries that might arise,” said… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

Private jet Irish Government Cockpit over nose Cocky, with noses in the air Runway to itself Lost the run of itself Takes off quickly Nothing ever gets off the ground Favoured by the rich Favours the rich Above the clouds Heads in the clouds Creates plenty of hot air Creates plenty of hot air

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

China has expressed alarm over escalating internal tensions in Fianna Fáil, saying its standoff with Taiwan pales in comparison. As FF’s poll ratings continue to collapse, there are increasing fears that backbenchers may go for the nuclear “option” and launch a leadership heave against Micheál Martin. Meanwhile, US House speaker Nancy Pelosi has ruled out… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

Dublin’s Natural History Museum has reopened its doors again after being shut for several years. Visitors to the lower house, known as “The Dead Zoo”, can observe 160 specimens – most of them stretched out on the back benches and completely lifeless. On the upper floor is an additional collection of 60 rare exhibits –… Read more »

August 11, 2022 Craic & Codology

Simon Coveney: The Good Soldier Švejk by Jaroslav Hašek. I’ll be re-reading this wonderful classic about a middle-aged man eager to join a brutal war. He can’t understand why a peace-loving public are so reluctant to embrace military expansion and all the wonderful benefits it brings. Fintan O’Toole: We Don’t Know Ourselves by Fintan O’Toole…. Read more »