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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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CARTOONS 4021-16

October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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HOUSE OF OH LORDS FOSTERS ARLENE

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

The UK’s current chancellor of the exchequer (at the time of going to print), Jeremy Hunt, has congratulated Arlene Foster on her elevation to the House of Lords. While Mr Hunt believes their career trajectories are headed in vastly different directions, he still wished the former DUP leader well in her new role. “It’s ironic… Read more »

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VICTIM OF THE MONTH

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

Shane’s worried face says it all. Having had his hatchet job on Mary LouMcDonald published to total indifference, some cruel RTÉ producers went and deprived the nation of hearing him waffle some more about the book. Now, Mr Boss has no one to fight his corner – except his high-powered media pals and the entire… Read more »

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IRELAND’S SPOOKIEST HAUNTED HOUSES!

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

Varadkar Villas Visitors have reported strange whisperings in their ear upon entering this sheltered town house. “You’ll feel a tap on the shoulder and then this hushed voice starts drip feeding you confidential government dealings,” gasped a shaken investigator. Montrose Studios Luxurious Dublin complex said to be haunted by the tragedy of past comedy attempts,… Read more »

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SPORTS TEAM DOESN’T SING ‘UP THE RA’ SHOCK

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

There has been widespread condemnation after a clip surfaced online showing a celebrating Irish sports team failing to sing “Up the Ra”. Instead, the Junior B Gaelic football team settled for an off-key version of ‘Sweet Caroline’. The team issued a swift apology and said the person responsible for the post-game playlist had been hit… Read more »

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‘TWIN-DEMIC’ CRISIS PREDICTED

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

Public health experts are predicting an unprecedented crisis this winter, as Micheál Martin’s political twin, Leo Varadkar, replaces him in the Taoiseach’s office. Elsewhere, with two-facedness rampant in the Dáil, there are fears mandatory face-covering could return as deputies look to mask their countless deficiencies. “The double whammy of Varadkar and Martin could over-run the… Read more »

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EDITOR REJECTS CLAIM BY TÁNAISTE

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

VILLAGE MAGAZINE editor Michael Smith has “unequivocally” rejected defamatory claims made by Leo Varadkar and says he will defend them “fully”. In a statement issued through his solicitors, Mr Smith said: “The Tánaiste has always been an opponent of my magazine and has been heaping opprobrium on me for years. “But this latest instalment has… Read more »

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INTERNAL MEMORANDUM

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

Subject: Conditions for Shane Dross interview with Claire Byrne re: his new book on Mary ‘You Know Who’ A Chairde, Finalised conditions for Pain in the Ross interview with Claire. They are: • Claire’s allowed to leave the room whenever Ross spends more than five minutes banging on about how great his book is •… Read more »

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DE PROFUNDIS: ENOCH BURKE’S PRISON DIARY

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

Day One: Prison is a living hell and worse than I ever imagined. For a start, it’s full of criminals – although most of them are totally innocent, like myself. The D Wing lads are all decent men – and not a snowflake in sight. Unfortunately, there’s always the odd hard case who keeps infuriating… Read more »

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IRISH DANCING WOES CONTINUE

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

By Con Spiring The world of Irish dancing was cast into fresh turmoil last night amidst claim by members of the Fianna Fáil Rinceoirí that their self-styled Lord of the Dance, Micheál Martin, has “led us a not-so-merry dance” since commandeering the centre stage two years ago. “Between the jigs and the reels he has… Read more »

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EURO DRAW ‘A BOON FOR RELIGION’

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

By Rose Ary-Beads Catholic Church leaders in Ireland have hailed the football team’s “group of death” European Championships draw as “a great result” for the country. Says one delighted parish priest in the Midlands: “We’ve already noticed a huge increase in people falling to their knees and praying for a miracle. I can honestly say… Read more »

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THOSE NEW OMICRON VARIANTS

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

Donohoe 1.2 Causes giant swelling of the head and delirious outbursts, particularly about budget giveaways. Has been detected in Europe but definitely not near plush ESM offices. GAA 2.4 Known to cause violent outbursts, particularly towards referees. Other symptoms include major headaches, especially for disciplinary committees. Keane 3.5 May cause a feverish reaction, in particular… Read more »

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TOP HALLOWEEN COSTUMES OF 2022

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

The Stephen Kenny Stephen has stitched together a new outfit but the results have been very patchy. Its tendency to fall apart at a moment’s notice has caused much concern but so far the media have resisted the temptation to tear it to shreds. The Marc MacSharry MacSharry was thought to have been shelved ages… Read more »

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PEIG’S HOUSE USED AS TOILET

October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology

by Peig Sayers I am an old woman now, sitting on my cloud remembering the Great Blasket. There were crowds of us just dying for a drop of cold tea and huddled together in a wind-swept house. I say ‘house’ but of course it was just an upturned currach made of rancid fish. We dreamed… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4020-01

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-03

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-04

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-06

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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