February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

Micheál AI Struggles to not seem robotic when interacting with humans. Seems to have issues recalling anything which happened before 2011 but gained infamy in 2008 for a major crash. Mary Lou Quest Immense breadth of knowledge, though can come across as a know-it-all. However, her backers deny any problems with recent performance and won’t… Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

President Trump has accused Mary Robinson of telling “big-time lies – real whoppers” and using the left-wing press and social media to promote her dangerous views. He also took aim at Ms Robinson’s “climate change conspiracy theories that challenge the essential expansion of oil production”, saying she endangered democracy and free speech. “This bossy broad… Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

Government responsible for slowing down housing Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael breaking manifesto promises Jim O’Callaghan definitely an accident waiting to happen Signs not looking great for Michael Lowry Michael Healy-Rae conducting car crash interviews Independents denying they’re backseat drivers Coalition stalling Occupied Territories Bill OPW asleep at the wheel over that wall business

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

Following concerning reports that 70% of 25-year-olds are still living at home with their parents, a government minister has promised to get the remaining 30% home. Said the unnamed minister, returning to the Dáil after his latest fortnight recess: “It’s very, very worrying that there are still three out of ten unfortunate young people out… Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

Government sounding thicker than bricks Opposition acting like live wires Public confidence crumbling OPW stonewalling about costs Allegations of incompetence cemented

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

The gender balance row intensified last night after further complaints about the small number of women appointed as government ministers. Micheál Martin insisted, however, that the “abysmal failure” was nothing to do with the current party leadership. “It’s the voters’ responsibility to elect more women candidates,” he told reporters. “But we should also remember that… Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

A major political row has erupted after a Government TD failed to get a junior ministry. With junior ministries seemingly being handed out to every deputy who wanted one, the news represents a major setback for the TD concerned, a party stalwart who has been dutifully climbing the political ladder for years. “I eminently deserved… Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

IN THE battle for supremacy of the political galaxy, Sinn Féin today unleashed a highly-trained band of super heroes to prevent three junior super hero ministers attending Cabinet meetings. Robotic Kerry deputy, Pa-man, suddenly takes legal action over whether the new ‘super junior’ roles are against the laws of the universe. The Incredible Lowryman– ruthless… Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

The GAA has been rocked by a new catfish scandal involving the Mayo footballers, who at numerous times over the past 20 years have had the appearance of All Ireland winners, only for their true identity to be revealed as they were once again beaten by Dublin or Kerry by a point in a replay…. Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

Exclusive to all newspapers 15 men made their way onto the pitch of that illustrious Hibernian Colosseum, sponsored by Aviva, last Friday. A short while later, 15 titans emerged; some battered, some bloodied, but all standing on the cusp of history. [Good, but could we lay it on a bit thicker?_Ed.] England lay crushed beneath… Read more »

February 6, 2025 Craic & Codology

Katherine Zappone Following my embarrassing exit from Irish politics I vowed to live out the remainder of my life in complete and utter obscurity. Obviously a seat in Seanad Éireann was the best way of achieving this but unfortunately the Trinity crowd had different ideas. Hugo MacNeill I honestly thought the retirement of David Norris… Read more »