Category: Craic & Codology

CARTOONS 4020-01

Theo - Evening classes

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-02

Bernie - bank of ireland

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-03

Keane - living in his car

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-04

Keyes - planet's buggered

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-05

Keyes - vibrating beads

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-06

Lennon - electricity bill

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-07

Mark Wood - DM's

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-08

Mark Wood - working from home

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-09

Percival - shelf-help

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-10

Phil Witte - tree in forest

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-11

Royston - reach out

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-12

Royston - true crime podcast

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-13

Schwadron - eyesore

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4020-14

Scott Masear - letter to santa

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

Ozone-07.10

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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CARTOONS 4020-15

Keyes - listen schmuck

October 6, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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MORE HOMES FOR FF TDS MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE

fianna fail ard

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

In his speech at Fianna Fáil’s recent ard fheis, Taoiseach Micheál Martin reiterated his party’s desire to address the housing crisis by building more homes. “It’s the duty of this Government to increase our housing stock,” said the Taoiseach. “Far too many of our TDs are being locked out of the landlord market thanks to… Read more »

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HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS YEAR’S DUBLIN THEATRE FESTIVAL

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Monday Night Live Irish interpretation of the Hunger Games in which four RTÉ presenters engage in a vicious bloodthirsty battle to get Claire Byrne’s old time slot. Expect plenty of dirty looks from David McCullagh as he tries to escape his Six One hell. Soldiers of Destiny Stage adaptation of the Sixth Sense in which… Read more »

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CONCRETE LEVY EXPLAINER

concrete

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Block: What FG and FF do to Green policies Cracks: Plenty of them in the coalition Slapdash: Any initiative approved by Darragh O’Brien Defective: Accurate description of the Cabinet Parapet: Something ministers will never go above

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THE MARY LOU I NEVER KNEW

Shane Ross

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

SINDO EXCLUSIVE: by Shane Ross Mary Lou McDonald is one of Ireland’s most important national treasures, on a par with the Book of Kells or Stepaside Garda Station. Born into the republican ghetto of Rathgar, McDonald rebelled against her surroundings and found comfort in the arms of Bertie Ahern’s Fianna Fáil. However, much like my… Read more »

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WORLD REACTS TO PUTIN’S ILLEGITIMATE REFERENDA

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Liz Truss It’s shocking to think that someone would use the results of a nebulous election to try to claim a mandate for unprecedented political and social upheaval. King Charles If these regions are in need of some new aristocracy then I could certainly help replenish their ranks with many of my relations. I wouldn’t… Read more »

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PUTIN DEFENDS USE OF GAA VIDEO FOOTAGE

Putin

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

By Moss Cow Russian President Vladimir Putin has defended using video footage of GAA football matches to motivate his newly mobilised troops seeking to repel enemy advances in Ukraine. The move comes amidst rumours that the former KGB agent was so appalled by recent bouts of violence against referees that he ordered 25,000 DVDs of… Read more »

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BANK ISSUES APOLOGY TO TRACKER MORTGAGE ATROCITY VICTIMS

mortgage

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Dear Mug, Punter, Pal, We wish to draw your attention to the following issue under Section 1 (b) of the Abject Apology Act (amended) 2022 as outlined in the High Court National Standards Debacle 2008-22. A recent review of your account revealed an outstanding apology was due to be credited to you. We wish to… Read more »

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BOY BAND NEWS

Louis Walsh

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Despite all the hype surrounding Louis Walsh’s latest boyband, there were troubling signs yesterday that all was not well within the group. End Of The Line is made up of three aspiring pop stars, Micheál, Vlad and Eamon. The legendary music manager, who was once associated with Dedward and No Direction, admitted that he was… Read more »

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€20m EU GRANT FOR CULTURAL DIGITAL GAMES

assassin game

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Ireland is set to launch its very own Digital Games Tax Credit scheme. Welcoming the announcement last night, arts minister Catherine Martin told reporters: “This is an exciting step forward for Irish cultural life and I would like to congratulate everyone involved in making it happen – particularly myself. “Thankfully, we’ve come a long way… Read more »

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NURSERY RHYMES FOR OUR TIMES

Budget Jack Chambers Nicki Minaj B’Tselem Phil Hogan UCD IRTA DIGI Katy Brown Rory Godson Pallonji Mistry Shark Hanlon Frances Ruane Taste of Dublin Listowel Writers’ Week Paddy Curran Harvey Norman Anton Savage Paul Hourican Enda O’Coineen PfP Red C Poll IFTA Ben Gilroy Luke Comer Sue Spence Fingleton Aubrey McCarthy Matt Cooper Parker Green Danny McConnell Gayle Killilea Maura Derivan Ed Honohan INS Arts Council EDAF Emuse Rosslare Golf Club Mairead Casey Colm O’Rourke Stephen Connolly Peter Aiken John Malone Tom Barry Anthony Halpin Ian Kehoe Kevin Bakhurst Geraldine O’Leary Dennis Horgan RUSI Gareth McAllister Ryevale House Joe Macken RUC Omagh Patrick Connolly Paddy Cosgrave The Ditch Newstalk Fake Tan Fred Logue Ian Paisley Sean O’Riordan Margaret Sweeney Jay Bourke Ellie Kisyombe Francesca McDonagh Ted Cunningham National Space Centre An Irish Goodbye Oscar Robert Quirke Ciara Kelly Executive Women Gathering Doug Taylor Florian Haufe Robbie Henshaw Bill Shipsey Breaking the Silence L’Ecrivain Ronan McNally National Lottery Michael Roche Energy Action Balls.ie Newspapers VAT Abbey Theatre Patricia Madden Irish Banking Culture Board Randox Aoife Gallagher Book Dalai Lama Trinity Trevor White RTÉ Chairperson Shane Houlihan Noel Smyth IKC Bob Geldof Landlord Ireland Neutrality Ukraine

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Eeny meeny miny squad Cherry Orchard has hot rod For every time gardaí appear Their car is rammed by kids who steer Pussycat Putincat where have you been? I’ve been out recruiting but no one is keen Pussycat Putincat what did they say? They showered me with curses and then ran away

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REACTION TO PAUL REID’S HSE DEPARTURE

Micheal Martin

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Micheál Martin, temporary Taoiseach So often a great visionary’s value and accomplishments are not recognised until he has gone and it’s too late to avert catastrophe. There’s a lesson in this premature departure for us all. Stephen Kenny, present Ireland football manager I thought Paul’s performance was exceptional. All the own goals were unavoidable and… Read more »

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NASA ASTEROID CRASH’S IRISH INSPIRATION

asteroid

October 6, 2022 Craic & Codology

Following the successful Dimorphos crash test into an asteroid, Nasa boffins have revealed they were inspired to conduct a massive collision in outer space following the recent events in Cherry Orchard. “Our team were gobsmacked at how easily the Government was knocked off course and the massive impact it left on some backbench TDs. The… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4019-01

Wilbur - to london

September 22, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4019-02

Bernie - some money

September 22, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4019-03

deAn - by the book

September 22, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4019-04

Hickey - Balanced view

September 22, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4019-05

Keane - energy caps

September 22, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4019-06

Keyes - hats

September 22, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4019-07

Keyes - ohmless

September 22, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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