THOSE NCT DELAYS EXPLAINED IN FULL
February 9, 2023 Craic & Codology
Prevalence of high mileage wrecks (Leo Varadkar, Micheál Martin etc) Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael putting the brakes on the Green Party Ministers performing dangerous U-turns at every opportunity Government full of backseat drivers and insufferable passengers Backbenchers realising that they are coming to the end of the road Coalition writing off chances of ever… Read more »
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‘PUTIN THREATENED TO NUKE ME’ – BORIS
February 9, 2023 Craic & Codology
VLADIMIR PUTIN made a chilling threat to Boris Johnson that he could kill him in a missile attack, the former British PM revealed recently. In a new documentary, Boris said he immediately warned the Russian leader “not to be an absolute silly billy”. He added: “I left him in no doubt about my superhuman courage… Read more »
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THOSE SUPER BOWL LVII KEY PLAYERS
February 9, 2023 Craic & Codology
Enoch Burke Keeps running back to Wilson’s Hospital despite a high-profile sacking earlier this year. Has come under criticism for his incessant Hail Marys and continually crossing the line. Lots of experience toying with guards. Leo Varadkar Strenuously denies allegations he has spent most of his career fumbling the big issues and being needlessly offensive…. Read more »
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WILSON’S HOSPITAL SCHOOL EXAM QUESTIONS
February 9, 2023 Craic & Codology
Maths Add up how many times you’ve seen Enoch Burke outside the school gates over the past week and calculate the sum total he has accumulated in fines to date. English Write an essay exploring how many acres of newsprint the Burke debacle has taken up. Science What planet do you believe Berk is currently… Read more »
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CARTOONS 4102-01
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-02
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-03
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-04
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-05
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-06
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-07
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-08
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-09
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-10
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-11
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-12
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-13
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-14
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4102-15
January 26, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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DONOHOE REVEALS BUSINESSMAN DIDN’T MAKE FG DONATION
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
In a development that has shocked Irish politics to its foundations, Paschal Donohoe has revealed that a businessman, who attempted to make a donation to Fine Gael, had his offer refused by the party. As the crisis threatened to spiral out of control, it has also emerged that the businessman in question wasn’t appointed to… Read more »
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APARTMENT REDRESS SCHEME GLOSSARY
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Stonewall: Something Government won’t hesitate to do Cracks: Cabinet trying to paper over them Dereliction of duty: See Darragh O’Brien Condemned: Housing for All strategy Major sinkage: Leo Varadkar’s approval rating Hazardous: Believing anything the coalition says Emergency exit: A job on the EU gravy train
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ARGOS CLOSING DOWN SALE DEALS
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Paschal Donohoe’s Ladder Was regarded until quite recently as safe and sturdy but recent stress tests in Leinster House have found it to be very wobbly. It reached record heights relatively quickly but stepping down could be soon on the cards. Damien English Stationery Set Ideal for that person in your life who needs to… Read more »
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MY SOCIAL MEDIA NIGHTMARE
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Prior to last year, I was an unknown backbench TD on the fast track to political oblivion. But the toxic atmosphere on Twitter prompted me to do a week-long media tour detailing how I just want to be left alone. In recent times, the DMs have taken on a worryingly menacing hue: “You’re useless”; “Have… Read more »
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MESCAL FOR ‘GLADIATOR’ SEQUEL
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
by Phillipa Page NORMAL PEOPLE breakout star Paul Mescal is to take the lead in Ridley Scott’s sequel to his epic historical blockbuster, Gladiator, it has emerged. “After playing nothing but moody or romantic characters in the past,” said the popular 26-year-old actor and shorts-wearer, “this new role marks a complete change in direction for… Read more »
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TIERNAN IN ‘NON-OFFENSIVE GAG’ SCANDAL
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Controversial comedian Tommy Tiernan was last night trending on social media after landing himself in hot water with a live performance where not a single audience member was offended. As calls for a boycott grow and sponsors of his RTÉ programme pull out, the Navan comic issued a contrite statement acknowledging his mistake. “I wish… Read more »
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NEW BOOK BREAKS ALL RECORDS
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Spare by Micheál Martin has become Ireland’s bestselling non-fiction book of all time, with first week sales alone breaking all previous records. The book is Micheál’s highly anticipated account of life since stepping down as taoiseach and being replaced by Leo Varadkar. It includes a gripping account of an incident when the two men almost… Read more »
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TV HIGHLIGHTS
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Love Ireland Yes, it’s back! The popularity contest where hopelessly ill-matched couples entertain viewers by getting loved up in public. Vlad and Micheál’s edgy relationship is shaken after they get together in the Leinster House kitchen to cook up excuses about why nothing is ever their fault. Operation Non-Transformation The latest batch of hopefuls try… Read more »
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TRADFEST HIGHLIGHTS
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Micheál Martin Has found himself in the unusual position of having to play second fiddle and the reviews so far have been decidedly mixed. A persistent drumbeat of criticism means that he will have to exit at some stage. Ivana Bacik Continues to harp on about everything under the sun, despite overwhelming evidence that nobody… Read more »
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NASA SAYS COALITION LIVING ON ‘EARTH-LIKE PLANET’
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
After spotting an Earth-sized planet around 100 light years away, Nasa has said it appears to be where the Irish Government is currently residing. With the general public unsure what planet ministers have been living on for some time, scientists have confirmed the planet has just about enough resources to facilitate politicians’ extravagant lifestyles. “It… Read more »
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BANSHEES OF INISHERIN SHOCK
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
Exclusive to all Newspapers HAVING SWEPT the boards at the Golden Globe awards, The Banshees of Inisherin has sensationally failed to be considered favourite to take every one of this year’s Oscars. “The entire industry is in total disbelief that the greatest Irish film of all time is apparently unlikely to win in the best… Read more »
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POLITICIANS CONDEMN DEMOS
January 26, 2023 Craic & Codology
SHOCKING VIDEOS shared online have shown protesters outside a Dublin building allegedly housing a group of refugees attempting to flee the troubles of real life. Politicians immediately condemned activists for stirring up division and hostility among the public. Organisers of the demonstration outside a Kildare Street property known as Leinster House claimed the occcupants were… Read more »
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FAI SHORTLIST FOR ROY BARRETT REPLACEMENT
January 25, 2023 Craic & Codology
Micheál Martin The former temporary taoiseach is widely expected to have plenty of time on his hands following the next general election and his vast experience of managing an unpopular, crisis-ridden organisation is highly regarded. Ryan Tubridy The well-known radio presenter’s amazing ability to deliver a seemingly endless monologue without saying anything memorable is seen… Read more »
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FESTY O’SEMTEX
January 24, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex
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OZONE
January 24, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone
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CARTOON 4101-01
January 12, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOON 4101-02
January 12, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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