SIMON HARRASS ADDRESSES THE NATION
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
My fellow citizens, it is clear to me that Irish people are sick of soundbite politicians obsessed with building their social media followings. Adrift in a narcissistic online culture, too many TDs are hopelessly removed from vital real-world concerns – a point I made during my live DJ set on Twitch last night. As we… Read more »
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GERRY ‘THE MONK’ HUTCH’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES IN FULL
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
Infrastructure: Prevent people from appearing in the dock Graffiti: Do something about the writing on the wall European Union: Put an end to all diplomatic relations with Spain Inflation: Find out where all these new charges came from Urban renewal: Tackle the terrible rat problem at once Hospitality: Avoid sending anyone behind bars Diversity: Urge… Read more »
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IRISH ELECTION: FOREIGN LEADERS REACT
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
Kemi Badenoch Thrilled that so many sassy women candidates are sick to death of the woke liberal elite. Take heart from GB, where the Tories recently romped home with a whopping 251 lost seats. Giorgia Meloni Voters should reach out to concerned candidates who can sort out any opportunistic non-white migrants sneaking into voters’ homeless… Read more »
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THOSE ELECTION POSTERS
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
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GREENS IN OPPOSITION
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
Green Party activists have strenuously denied they are hostile to housing following a string of embarrassing gaffes during the election campaign. The latest controversy arose after it emerged one of their outgoing TDs opposed a development that he was later photographed launching. Members have dismissed accusations of hypocrisy and opportunistic behaviour and point to what… Read more »
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IS IT TIME TO BAN ARTICLES ABOUT BANNING ELECTION POSTERS?
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
With just days to go until voters head to the polls, articles about banning election posters seem to be scattered across every newspaper in the country. While some people object to the adverse impact of these disposable opinion pieces, others defend their role in the election process. Said one Dubliner: “They’re not remotely interesting, so… Read more »
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THOSE ELECTION PLEDGES
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
LAW & ORDER FINE GAEL We pledge to end street brawling between TDs, the backstabbing of Cabinet members and political rivals cruelly tearing strips off Helen McEnnui. FIANNA FÁIL We vow to get Willie O’Dea under immediate control and lock away James Browne to prevent him doing any more controversial radio interviews. IMMIGRATION FINE GAEL… Read more »
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HARRIS: “NO SHORTAGE OF SUITABLE CANDIDATES”
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
On foot of his defence of John McGahon, Simon Harris suggests other personalities he might consider as Fine Gael vote winners. Michael O’Leary The shy, retiring Ryanair boss is already a firm favourite within Blueshirt circles. Having called out the country’s lacklustre teachers and seen off Green Party eco-warriors intent on annoying him, Mick should… Read more »
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ELECTION FACT FILE SO FAR
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
Most favoured coalition: Paul Mescal & Lee Carsley New swear words invented by householders: 961 Percentage of radio audience who nodded off listening to Pat Kenny election specials: 78% Percentage of south Kerry electorate who understood what Danny Healy-Rae said: 1.5% Number of people swayed to vote for government parties following ‘giveaway’ brib… er, budget:… Read more »
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ELECTION LEXICON
Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 28 November 2024
♦ Harrisment: Term used to describe when the leader of your country rings your doorbell to request a favour. ♦ Polls: Things for hanging smiling posters on. Eg: ‘I see you’re high on the polls on the road to the abattoir.’ ♦ Baciking: The art of never saying anything too disparaging about government in case… Read more »
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MICHEÁL MARCHES ON
Affairs, Hush Hush, 9 June 2022
WHILE NATO is laden still with political risk, an EU defence pact and Irish participation is considered a done deal. In this domestic context, the former is now being used to sweeten the latter pill. The mature debate on Irish neutrality rumbles on, led by the most responsible and considerate political leaders. Micheál Martin says… Read more »
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COVENEY’S COMPASS? EU ARMY MARCHES ON
Affairs, Hush Hush, 10 November 2021
IF THE past twenty months had not already provided enough grounds for optimism, we can look forward to “the year of European defence” in 2022. The idea was proclaimed in a speech by European Council President Charles Michel last month and it reflects growing confidence among EU militarists that the momentum is firmly in their… Read more »
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LASERS ON THE LAGAN
Affairs, Hush Hush, 23 September 2021
SOME GOOD news for Belfast industry with the announcement that the British Ministry of Defence plans to develop next-generation technology at the Thales Air Defence facility. New contracts to manufacture so-called Direct Energy Weapons (DEWs) has been reported prosaically as a standard jobs boost story, but what exactly does this entail? Economic headlines have not… Read more »
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SPY BUSINESS
Affairs, Hush Hush, 22 July 2021
THE IRISH Times is most optimistic in an editorial this week stating that “Israel must do more to police” military-grade spyware, which has become big business and a trophy industry for the country., An investigation by Amnesty International, the Washington Post, Guardian, Le Monde and others has revealed the extent that Pegasus software developed by… Read more »
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LOYALISTS ENCOURAGED
Affairs, Hush Hush, 3 February 2021
IT IS most unfortunate that the first occasion Irish Times readers have been informed of the ongoing relationship between the British state and Loyalist paramilitaries came in Wednesday’s letters page. Regrettably, the interpretation put forward by Andy Pollak and Paul Nolan does not reflect the correct sequence of events. Pollak, from the think tank, Centre… Read more »
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DANISH SECRETS
Affairs, Hush Hush, 17 November 2020
IRISH READERS are by now used to a steady diet of cyber security coverage. Business, technology and military interests have all found an open door at most newspapers, whose audience can on any given day expect to be told either that Ireland is a cyber security powerhouse or a reckless laggard where failure to beef… Read more »
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UNDERCOVER POLICE TARGETED LONDON IRISH GROUPS
Affairs, Hush Hush, 3 November 2020
THE LONG awaited Undercover Policing Inquiry commenced in London this week and is set to shed further light on the activities and influence of British spies in Ireland. Proceedings finally began on Monday after several years of delay and obstruction. A Metropolitan Police Branch Unit known as the Special Demonstration Squad (SDS) was established in… Read more »
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DREW HARRIS MAKES AN INTERVENTION
Affairs, Hush Hush, 14 February 2020
DREW HARRIS took a highly unusual step this week when he sat down for an interview with the Irish Independent. The Garda Commissioner used this opportunity to outline his reservations about absolute encryption and impress on any future government a desire to have police granted “back door” access to the public’s devices and networks. The… Read more »
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DUP/UDA ‘TARGETS’
Affairs, Hush Hush, 21 November 2019
A PRECURSOR to the ‘pressure’ from the UDA on the Ulster Unionist Party to give the DUP a free run in the Westminster election in North Belfast came just a few weeks earlier. A UDA activist, closely linked to various loyalist activities, was consulted by senior DUP figures over Boris Johnson’s Brexit strategy and a… Read more »
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IRELAND AND THE BALTICS
Affairs, Hush Hush, 5 November 2019
THE IRELAND and Nordic Baltic 8 Conference last week could hardly have come a more sensitive moment. Jointly hosted by the Department of Foreign Affairs and the Institute of International and European Affairs (IIEA), the gathering saw Irish policymakers, diplomats and security academics meet with counterparts from Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Iceland, Latvia, Lithuania, Norway and… Read more »
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€40BN ARMAMENTS STROKE
Affairs, Hush Hush, 30 October 2019
A SPEECH last year by then TD Mick Wallace and a short paragraph in the Sunday Times, of all places, are the only references Goldhawk can find on the most audacious, multi-billion-euro stroke pulled by the arms industry and its political supporters. A ruling on a complaint to European Ombudsman Emily O’Reilly gives a flavour… Read more »
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WILLIE FRAZER’S ‘VICTIMHOOD’
Affairs, Hush Hush, 18 October 2019
Justice Minster Charlie Flanagan’s praise for Loyalist killer Willie Frazer, now deceased, looks a little misjudged. Flanagan’s posthumous eulogy to Frazer was posted on twitter after the death of the ultra-loyalist arms distributor last June, with the minister speaking of Frazer’s “unstinting campaigning for victims”. But the BBC Spotlight programme recently made clear what everyone… Read more »
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