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Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, Ozone, 9 January 2025

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CONCERNS OVER PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Harris and Martin

Fears are growing throughout the democratic world about the implications of November’s general election result, which saw voters shockingly opt for another term of chaos. While the consequences of the ballot are yet to be fully felt, it’s expected that petty squabbles, meaningless feuds and breathtaking incompetence will be the hallmarks of the upcoming administration…. Read more »

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CABINET FORMATION TALKS LATEST

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Leinster House

Defence: Simon Harris really dug in about a rotating Taoiseach Health: Fianna Fáil desperate to recover from the Stephen Donnelly fiasco Foreign affairs: Darragh O’Brien should be sent packing from his ministerial brief Law and order: Paschal Donohoe trying to arrest his growing unpopularity Agriculture: Helen McEntee worried about getting ditched from justice Social Protection:… Read more »

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CALL FOR BORDER POLL POLL

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Mary Lou McDonald

Amidst a perceived lack of enthusiasm, Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald has called for a border poll to decide whether the people of the province and the Republic want a border poll or not. “It’s time that the people on both sides of the border were given the democratic chance to decide whether they… Read more »

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THOSE ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’ CONTESTANTS

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Micheal Martin DWTS

Micheál Martin Decades of fancy footwork, countless U-turns and kicking cans down the road show the value of flip-flopping but never quite facing the music. Micheál’s success also proves the importance of side-stepping, glitzy grey suits and spray-on policies. Mary Lou McDonald A tendency to veer left and right simultaneously has sometimes left Mary Lou… Read more »

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TRUMP SETS HIS SIGHTS ON IRISH INFRASTRUCTURE

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

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In one of his first speeches of 2025, president-elect Donald J Trump has threatened to take control of the West Link toll bridge. Following on from his threat to retake the Panama Canal, the West Link has now drawn his ire, with Trump claiming that eFlow charges US tourists “exorbitant prices” on their way to… Read more »

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WORLDWIDE APPROVAL FOR MUSK’S NEW NAME

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Elon Musk

There was widespread approval across the globe last night after multi-zillionaire business tycoon Elon Musk changed his name to Maximus Totallus Gobshyteus. “It suits him perfectly,” said one excited X devotee, his middle finger pointing upwards out of habit. “It’s the perfect name for him now that he spends his time hanging out with Mr… Read more »

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THOSE GOLDEN VISAS REVELATIONS

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Golden visa

by Arthur Beastly WIDESPREAD OUTRAGE spread throughout the country last night after it emerged that there were no official records about the assorted jammy beneficiaries of the state’s self-styled ‘golden visa’ scheme. The programme, launched in 2012 to encourage investment from completely unknown foreign investors based around the globe (China), was shut down in 2023… Read more »

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NEW YEAR PREDICTIONS

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

New Year Fireworks

♦ The new taoiseach and tánaiste will continue to work closely together, taking turns on pointing the finger at each other for any failures ♦ In a courageous break with party history, Roderic O’Gorman ditches all this unpopular green nonsense and finally gets involved in vote-getting politics ♦ White House to be renamed ‘The Extremely… Read more »

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ICY TEMPERATURE WARNING IN EFFECT FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Ice warning

Met Éireann has reiterated its Yellow Snow warning, which will come back into effect for all counties until the weekend at the earliest. Met Éireann is warning of the possibility that a combination of significant snowfall and rogue teenagers could bring a blanket of snow with yellow patches to the country. “These conditions are very… Read more »

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THOSE JIMMY CARTER TRIBUTES

Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, 9 January 2025

Donald Trump

Donald Trump Most guys who work for peanuts are losers but Jimmy turned out to be a genius whose amazing work was tragically cut short by him having to seek re-election after four years. We must never allow that to happen again! Yoon Suk Yeol Though you failed to take full advantage of your time… Read more »

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Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush, Ozone, 12 December 2024

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