LIVES OF THE SAINTS – NO 2018: ST GEORGE OF NEWSTALK
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
And there lived in those times a loud man, florid of countenance, who was known as “Hooky” throughout the land. Famous for his pompous expertise in rugby punditry and for his fiery utterances on any subject that came into his head, not a day went by when his sermons and moral exhortations were not heard… Read more »
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THOSE NEW DICTIONARY WORDS
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
“Single use”, a term that describes a minority or coalition government (Surely “items whose unchecked proliferation are blamed for damaging the environment and affecting the food chain” – Ed), has been named Collins’s Word of 2018. New dictionery words include… posh (adjective – informal) 1. very smart luxurious. 2. upper class. Believed to be an… Read more »
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JOURNALISM AWARDS
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
A great night of back slapping and freebies had by all. Winners 2018: Award for Causing Collapse of Criminal Trial and Costing Your Paper Tens of Thousands of Euro – Irish Indo Award for Biggest News Room Rows – Daily Mail Best Use of Filling Space in a Paper – The Irish Times Arts and… Read more »
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RONAN IN BID TO BUILD DUBLIN’S TALLEST EGO
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
Fresh from concluding a mega-bucks deal with Face-off, businessman Johnny Ronan (who is planning to build the biggest ego in Ireland) has vehemently denied that it is a “vanity project”. “The erection, in the Phallusian style, will be the largest in Dublin,” he pantingly explained. Already dubbed The Johnny by an anonymous Dublin wag, the… Read more »
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BORDERS – THIS WEEK’S BEST SELLING BOOKS
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
Friction: 1. Blame it on Boris 2. Red Tape 3. Queuing for a living 4. Stop! Who goes there? 5. Turning back the clock Non-Friction (Frictionless) 1. Night crossing 2. Smugglers of South Armagh 3. All Clear on the Northern Front 4. The way we were 5. All along the watchtowers
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THOSE WOMEN-ONLY PROFESSORSHIPS ANNOUNCED…
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
Professorship of driving a car over the Dáil plinth Professor of how to get Mitchell O’Connor re-elected in Dún Laoghaire Professor of how to put up with being an advisor to Mitchell O’ Connor for more than one day Professorship of making sure MMOC is never demoted again Professor of stupid ideas that get publicity
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GOVT ANNOUNCES PLAN FOR NEW SCAFF-SCHOOLS
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
Following the success of its recent rushed schools repair programme, the government has announced that all future schools will be built to this new standard. Basically, schools will be built of scaffolding covered with a soft mesh, without any annoying inner dividing walls or precast concrete outer walls that could be dangerous. Teachers – or… Read more »
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T.V. LISTINGS
November 29, 2018 Craic & Codology
Ireland’s Fittest Family – RTÉ One: Sunday, 6.30PM Join Kathryn Thomas and some very lazy RTÉ programmers as they run out of ideas, flog dead horses and try to exorcise the memory of Finding Joy. Taken Down – RTÉ One Sunday, 9.30PM A vulnerable prime minister is continually harassed and bullied by a group of… Read more »
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CASEY: ‘I BLAME MYSELF FOR BLOWING PRESIDENCY!’
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
By our election staff Pól Corr Presidential runner-up Peter Casey says he now blames himself for mistakes made in the presidential election and believes the strategy he adopted cost him the contest. Reflecting on the campaign during a long-deferred trip to a barber shop, the Derry-born millionaire concedes he “spent too much time and energy”… Read more »
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FIANNA FÁIL FINDS TRUE NORTH
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
SDLP leader Colum Eastwood has confirmed his party is in talks with Fianna Fáil about a merger ahead of next year’s local elections. This follows on from a series of deeply disappointing election results and the failure of its weak and uncharismatic figurehead to make any meaningful impact with voters. While the negotiations are at… Read more »
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OAP CLAIMS €1.7M FROM THE STATE
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
A septuagenarian living in Dublin 8 has won his claim for €1.7m. A Mr Michael Twee claimed he suffered serious reputational and injurious damage as he attempted to cling on to his job. Witnesses spoke of Twee holding on to a moving state-owned Lear jet as he attempted to piggy-back his way to Belfast. Twee… Read more »
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THOSE NEWSBRANDS AWARDS NOMINATIONS
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
Name: Fintan O’Toole Publication: Irish Times Category: Broadsheet cat litter tray Entry: You simpletons need not fear my superior intellect Name: Brendan O’Connor Publication: Sunday Independent Category: Sunday bog roll Entry: Any fool can lose weight. But writing about it every week requires commitment. Name: Paul Williams Publication: Irish Independent Category: Fairy tales for adults… Read more »
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HOMELESS NUMBERS
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
0 People who still have confidence in Eoghan Murphy’s housing plan 75 Number of new crannogs to be built by the end of December 44 Fianna Fáil TDs wringing their hands 100 Airbnb vouchers to be distributed to homeless families 49 Fine Gael TDs whistling past the graveyard 60 Years it takes to turnaround vacant… Read more »
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THOSE CONFIDENCE AND SUPPLY TALKS
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
You can’t trust those Fianna Fáil bastards Those Blueshirt bastards are not to be trusted But they’re still preferable to the Shinners You can say that again So the best approach is to buy time …and votes By cobbling together the usual guff in the national interest Always works a treat It’s Leo’s best hope… Read more »
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BINGE DRINKING SET TO DOUBLE NEXT YEAR
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
One in three Irish drinkers has binged on alcohol in the past year, says a new Healthy Ireland survey. Binge drinking is defined as having six or more standard drinks in a single session – the equivalent of three pints of beer. But the really shocking news ish that thish figure could be, hic, shet… Read more »
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CREATURES FROM IRISH FOLKLORE
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
Long, long, long ago last week, when Ireland was a land tormented by great uncertainty, there was said to exist in the northern reaches of the island, a magical creature known as the Backstop. The only one of its kind in the entire world, everyone spoke about the wondrous animal, which many claimed would cure… Read more »
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“GO VEGAN – OR ELSE”
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
Former president Mary Robinson is standing firm on her call for people to go vegan to tackle climate change. The long-standing campaigner, who runs a climate justice foundation in her name, said she was determined to spread her message about the carbon footprint danger. Speaking in to The Hague yesterday, the former UN High Commissioner… Read more »
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DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology, Doctor In The House
It’s another busy morning in Eoin O’Duffy Memorial Infirmary, aka Blueshirt General, as hospital master Leo Varadkar and his colleagues deal with the combined effects of flu season, Halloween, and the fall-out from a vicious brawl near Áras an Uachtaráin. Varadkar (seeing yet another patient wheeled in on a trolley): What’s the story with this… Read more »
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MODERN IRISH SPORTS
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
Luas surfing Rush hour contact sport that can be played by up to 1,000 players who risk life and limb grappling with addicts, drunks and school tours on the tram. Points and pay outs are awarded for serious injuries for victims who are prepared to go to the courts. Borderdancing Traditional British folk dance involving… Read more »
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THE JAMAL KHASHOGGI I KNEW
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
By our Paris Correspondent Mara Larlowe When my editor asked me for a few thousand words about the Jamal Khashoggi I knew, it placed me in a very difficult position. Should I write that I first met Jamal Khashoggi in January 1992, when we were both covering the military coup that prevented the Islamic Salvation Front winning parliamentary elections… Read more »
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O’NEILL PREPARED FOR DENMARK SHOWDOWN
November 1, 2018 Craic & Codology
Republic of Ireland boss Martin O’Neill says preparations are “already well under way” for his side’s crucial encounter with Denmark in November. “We are using video technology a lot,” the manager reassured. “And Roy now has actual footage of where every player lives and how to get there. “So if we need to boost anyone’s… Read more »
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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November 1, 2018 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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