CARTOONS 4022-13
November 3, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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OZONE
November 3, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone
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FESTY O’SEMTEX
November 3, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex
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CARTOONS 4022-14
November 3, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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LONGER OPENING HOURS FOR CABINET
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
Licensing laws are to be revised to allow longer opening hours for the Cabinet, who at present only sit for a leisurely few hours a week. It is widely accepted that the Cabinet is hopelessly archaic and not fit for purpose. However, the new and extended opening times will still allow the ministers to drink… Read more »
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DUP THREATEN TO GO INTO GOVERNMENT
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
Northern politics was again plunged into chaos last night as the DUP threatened to go into government after the upcoming elections. Usually preoccupied with grandstanding, shameless soundbites and cheap political point-scoring, there are fears that, were the DUP to join the executive, it could plunge the north into an unprecedented period of stability. “Accusations that… Read more »
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BONO DISMISSES IRA CLAIM
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
U2 FRONTMAN and activist Bono has denied IRA claims that he once planned to “take out” former Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams. Writing in his upcoming autobiography, No Surrender, the singer dismissed recent accusations that he ever targeted anyone involved in the republican movement. “I admit that back in the day our accountants were up… Read more »
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THOSE POTENTIAL DES CAHILL REPLACEMENTS
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
Liz Truss Has plenty of time on her hands and admits her policies made people want to hurl. Spent ages turning the protocol into a political football and attempted on numerous occasions to move goalposts on the EU. Jeffrey Donaldson Loves to play games and regularly undertakes solo runs about everything and anything. Prefers to… Read more »
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US MID-TERMS WHO’S WHO
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
A guide to those Republican candidates Mike Crank Alex Jones fanatic who believes mid-term elections are a deep state conspiracy originating in China. Favours mandatory gun ownership and congressional hearings into whether Joe Biden is an alien. John Basketcase Host of popular YouTube series Why YouTube Should Be Banned and podcast hit I’m In Love… Read more »
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BEIJING TIMES – ‘BETTER DEAD THAN READ’ | 1 YUAN
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
Irish authorities crackdown on Chinese police station THE PEOPLE of Ireland were in mourning last night after heavily armed foreign affairs officials forcibly closed down a small police station offering useful advice to Chinese nationals living in Dublin. A Chinese embassy spokesman expressed exasperation about the Irish Government’s sinister activities. “All this secret surveillance and… Read more »
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THOSE JOHN DELANEY EMAILS
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
John Delaney@ delboydelaneyjohn Gutted for the players after our latest loss, but no worries. I’ll personally buy everyone a pint in the pub later on – and bung it on expenses as per. John Delaney@ delboydelaneyjohn Crucial board meeting to finalise the FAI bailout dosh and update CEO bonuses. Asked the girlfriend to organise a… Read more »
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MORE BONO MEMOIR EXCERPTS:
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
On living under constant fear: I could handle the IRA death threats, gangland figures targeting my family and a deranged gunman honing in on me in America but my blood froze when our estimated tax bill in Ireland would be due. It caused unbearable stress. On the importance of God in his life: Hugely important…. Read more »
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PAPAL BULL(ETIN)
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
Greetings faithful, Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that some priests and nuns may be viewing sleazy online material that belongs in the moral sewer – and I’m not talking about streaming the Fianna Fáil ard fheis. Apparently, clergy are departing Grindr and gambling sites in their droves and migrating to porn sites. I… Read more »
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NEW NIGHTCLUB REGIME TO EASE REFUGEE CRISIS
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
Plans to extend Ireland’s nightclub trading hours to 6.30am will “be of great help in alleviating the country’s accommodation crisis for Ukrainian arrivals and asylum seekers,” according to a Government mandarin. “Nightclubs are warm and welcoming and, once the couple smooching at the next table decide to ‘move it elsewhere’, there’s always room to grab… Read more »
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NEW GAA TV DEAL
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
The GAA has announced exciting new plans for its football coverage, which will see new audiences able to enjoy Dublin routing Kildare and Meath in the Leinster championship, and Mayo losing the final by a point after a replay. Furthermore, the association is set to link up with WWE and UFC, both of whom are… Read more »
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APOLOGY – GAS PRICES
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
Exclusive To All Papers OVER RECENT months, we may have given the mistaken impression that soaring gas bills were out of our control and causing widespread panic throughout the country. Headlines such as “TAOISEACH SAYS SOARING GAS BILLS ARE OUT OF CONTROL”, “4,000% PRICE HIKE” and “HELP! WE’RE ALL DOOMED” may possibly have suggested that… Read more »
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CONROY’S CHRISTMAS CRIB CHAOS
November 3, 2022 Craic & Codology
The Green Party has defended the decision of Dublin Lord Mayor Caroline Conroy to cancel this year’s live animal Christmas crib. Mayor Conroy has parted with decades of tradition and claimed it was necessary to protect vulnerable creatures who are facing an uncertain future. “Seeing all those tethered donkeys, passive sheep and sacrificial lambs reminds… Read more »
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CARTOONS 4021-01
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-02
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-03
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-04
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-05
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-06
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-07
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-08
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-09
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-10
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-11
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-12
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-13
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-14
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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CARTOONS 4021-15
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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OZONE
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone
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FESTY O’SEMTEX
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex
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CARTOONS 4021-16
October 20, 2022 Cartoons, Craic & Codology
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HOUSE OF OH LORDS FOSTERS ARLENE
October 20, 2022 Craic & Codology
The UK’s current chancellor of the exchequer (at the time of going to print), Jeremy Hunt, has congratulated Arlene Foster on her elevation to the House of Lords. While Mr Hunt believes their career trajectories are headed in vastly different directions, he still wished the former DUP leader well in her new role. “It’s ironic… Read more »
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