Category: Craic & Codology

APOLOGY–THE MAYO FOOTBALL TEAM

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

In common with all other newspapers, we may in recent times have given the impression that the Mayo footballers’ league triumph set them up nicely to win this year’s All-Ireland. In particular, this perception may have been reinforced by headlines such as “McSTAY’S MARVELS A CERT FOR SAM”, “TIME TO PLAN CASTLEBAR HOMECOMING” and “MAYO… Read more »

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SIMON HARRIS’S NEW ‘GROUND-BREAKING’ NON-CAO DEGREES

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Sports Analysis (Hons) Three-year degree based around yelling at the TV and developing conversational theories on why Stephen Kenny keeps shooting himself in the foot. E.Litt Leisure (Hons) Self-funded optional two-week intensive degree-style cultural curriculum with exotic substances (Balearic Islands campus). The Joy of Politics (Hons) Advanced diploma including foreplay (pleasing your coalition partner), back… Read more »

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THAT CITIZENS’ ASSEMBLY LUNCH MENU IN FULL

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Don’t Starters Hash Browns Foie Grass Mains Roast Joint Skank of Lamb Pizza with Folded Pizza Cod served in Weed Home-Grown Greens Dessert Large Tin Creamed Rice Stoned Peaches Slowly Unwrapped Yorkie Lemon Rizzla Teas, Coffees Opium Tea with Gong Album Comp. pack Munchies, Acid Drops Music by The Doobies Note: Zero Zero Service Charge… Read more »

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MCILROY’S FANS RALLY ROUND

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

By Dee Zaster Troubled golfer Rory McIlroy was given fresh hope of a resurgence in fortune last night as dozens of job offers poured in from the sportsman’s loyal supporters. The kindly gestures follow the golfer’s cataclysmic performance at the 2023 US Masters, which saw hundreds of nearby residents install window shutters as he was… Read more »

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SIGNS SUGGEST AHERN ‘READY TO RUN FOR THE ÁRAS’

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

Speculation that former taoiseach Bertie Ahern is plotting to run for the Irish presidency grew considerably last night after the ex-Fianna Fáil leader said he “knows a bloke who’s cousin’s brother-in-law can fix all of Ireland’s problems if asked”. The Dubliner described the unnamed individual as “a guy who can turn his hand to anything,… Read more »

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GREENS CHALLENGE HARRIS OVER FACIAL-RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

by Phillipa Website JUSTICE MINISTER Simon Harris could soon be forced to scrap plans to give An Garda Síochána powers to use facial-recognition technology (FRT) as part of new body-camera legislation. Speaking to reporters last night, party leader Eamon Ryan defended his growing concerns about the plan. “This whole issue strikes me as being primarily… Read more »

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EURO 2028 TO LEAVE GRASSROOTS LEGACY

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

The Government has been talking up the grassroots legacy of the joint Euro 2028 bid by Ireland and the UK, with ministers saying it will provide them with a massive PR boost in their local constituencies. It is expected to have a major impact on future generations, as TDs look to pass on their seats… Read more »

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VARADKAR ‘ON THE CUSP’ OF FINDING FRESH CLICHÉS

April 19, 2023 Craic & Codology

by Our Political Staff, Des Pratt IN A series of well-thought out, knee-jerk interviews yesterday, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar repeated his claim that the housing crisis was about to change. Speaking on RTÉ, he defended the Government’s long record of finding innovative ways of describing its abysmal failure to tackle homelessness. “Over the years, my ministerial… Read more »

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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FEATY O’SEMTEX

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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OZONE

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4108-08

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4108-07

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4108-06

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4108-04

April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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April 6, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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