Category: Craic & Codology

LATEST REACTION TO DAVID CAMERON’S RETURN TO POLITICS

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

Bertie Ahern I think it’s absolutely outrageous that someone who left office under a terrible cloud has the audacity to try and make a comeback. It smacks of absolute desperation and you wouldn’t catch me doing it unless I could live rent free in the Áras. Ryan Tubridy Genuinely shocked David Cameron’s re-emergence from obscurity… Read more »

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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‘THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TOURNAMENT,’ LAMENT IRISH JOURNOS

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

A pall has fallen across the entire sport of rugby after the wrong team in green lifted the Webb Ellis trophy, according to Irish rugby pundits everywhere. “How could they be so heartless as to rob us sports writers of what should have been our finest hour?” wailed one grieving rugger writer. “Didn’t those selfish… Read more »

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WEB SUMMIT 2023’S PANEL DISCUSSIONS REVEALED

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

2.30pm – What can be done to stop Paddy Cosgrave going on a social media rampage? 4pm – Is there anyone left to attend this year’s Web Summit? 6pm – Selecting Paddy Cosgrave’s Top 10 Worst Social Media Posts (Warning: May Not Finish Until Midnight) 10pm – Live reaction as another swathe of tech giants… Read more »

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RARE ALBINO LOBSTER TURNING BLUE SHOCK

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

MARINE EXPERTS at one of Ireland’s top aquariums are baffled as to why a rare albino lobster is gradually turning blue. With its characteristic pale pigmentation and pasty appearance, this unusual crustacean – affectionately known as Mickey – has been largely ignored until recently. However, following an experiment in 2020, he was forced to share… Read more »

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ISRAEL DENIES DENYING AID

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

State agencies in Israel have denied accusations that they are inhibiting the delivery of vital aid to innocent civilians in Gaza. “The welfare of non-combatants has, and always will be, a priority for us – during the rare moments when we aren’t bombing them,” said one Israeli official. “We’re doing all we can to assist… Read more »

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THOSE WEAK IRISH PASSWORDS

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

Ryan Tubridy: S33kingw0rk Croke Park HQ: G44G0€€€€€€ Stephen Kenny: S0S Paddy Cosgrave: Jum91ngSh19 Bertie Ahern: 9residentBert1e Simon Harris: S1m0nL3ad3r Mary Lou McDonald: CallM3Ta01s3ach Marty Morrissey: Fr33R3nault Leo Varadkar: D0ntsay1sa1d1t

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CITIZENS’ ASSEMBLY DRUG USE RECOMMENDATIONS

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

THE MEMBERS of the Citizens’ Assembly have overwhelmingly voted to recommend the scrapping of the current laws criminalising people caught with illegal substances for personal use. Taoiseach Leo Varadkar immediately welcomed the recommendations, saying: “This latest report proves that the assembly isn’t just a hopeless talking shop facilitating the kicking further down the road of… Read more »

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GARDA NOT RETIRING SHOCK

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

A SERVING garda officer yesterday sensationally claimed that he had no intention of retiring early from the force. “The law-abiding public has a right to know that I’m not leaving the job because of low morale and work-related stress due to staff shortages,” said Garda Mike Madeup about his shock decision. Justice minister Helen McEntee… Read more »

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GAA REFEREE LEXICON

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

• Solo run Leg it for dressing room immediately after final whistle • Catch Supporters trying to apprehend you • Kick What you’re trying to avoid from enraged subs • Block Crowd looking to stop you leaving pitch • Forward The direction in which you’re advised to keep running

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SCIENTISTS WARN OF BEDBUG SPREAD IN IRELAND

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

Scientists have issued a stark warning about an outbreak of bedbugs that is threatening to spread throughout the country. First detected around Kildare Street, researchers have advised that the newly detected strain, dubbed Fiannus Fáilus, appears to be willing to hop into bed with absolutely anyone in Leinster House. Said one local resident, Mary Lou… Read more »

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EU ‘FULLY SUPPORTS REFEREES’, SAYS VON DER LEYEN

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen says the European Union “stands firmly behind referees” following an upsurge in the conflict between GAA officials and fans in recent weeks. “The EU will provide any assistance requested if the referees opt to invade the stands and root out the perpetrators,” von der Leyen said, adding that… Read more »

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ASK MICHAEL D HIGGINS

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

Are you looking for hot takes to enliven pub conversations? Do you want a new opinion on international politics, sport, Barbenheimer or last week’s GAA Junior B county final? If the answer is ‘yes’, then why not… ASK MICHAEL D HIGGINS When not doing boring, frivolous stuff like signing legislation and representing Ireland on the… Read more »

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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October 18, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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