CARTOONS 4123-05

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4123-08

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4123-09

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4123-10

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4123-11

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4123-12

November 30, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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SHOCK AFTER UNPRECEDENTED ‘NIGHT OF CALM’ IN DUBLIN

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

Ireland woke with a sense of disbelief following the unprecedented scenes witnessed in Dublin last night when an entire evening passed without any rioting, wanton destruction of property or arson. Said one shocked inner-city resident: “I was left reeling after looking out my window and seeing no plumes of smoke or hordes of masked hoodlums… Read more »

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DAVID NORRIS RETIRES

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

CULTURED. LOQUACIOUS. Tireless trailblazer. These are just some of the words that came up on my screen when I googled “Senator Norris”. It’s no surprise that countless tributes have been pouring in to the country’s longest-serving senator, who will retire in January. Credited (by himself) as the champion of equality and diversity, this towering genius… Read more »

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BAILOUT RESCUES RTÉ UNTIL NEXT BAILOUT

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

RTÉ executives have said they are confident the €100 trillion Government bailout will ensure the broadcaster’s survival until the next major crisis. Despite RTÉ being engulfed in controversy and on the verge of implosion, a spokesman said it is “committed to the highest quality public service broadcasting content, including The 2 Johnnies Late Night Lock-In,… Read more »

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WHO WILL SUCCEED STEPHEN KENNY?

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

Taylor Swift Unlike Ireland, the pop superstar is set to play before a packed Aviva stadium next year. Rumours abound that perhaps her most famous chorus – “I knew you were trouble when you walked in” – is about FAI officials. Micheál Martin Currently heading up a ragbag group of journeymen destined for oblivion, the… Read more »

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GOVT TO SCRAP 1926 CENSORSHIP LAWS

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

JUSTICE MINISTER Helen McEntee has obtained Government approval to repeal the Censorship of Publications Acts. The archaic legislation, which was initially enforced based on recommendations from the Committee on Evil Literature, resulted in thousands of books and periodicals being banned. “Of course, while the Censorship Board is no longer appropriate in the present day, some… Read more »

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HOPES OF CEASEFIRE RISE

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

Reuters reports that high-level negotiations, brokered by Qatar and held in the plush surroundings of Dr Quirkey’s Good Time Emporium, may achieve a ceasefire between gardaí and the newly formed terror group Hanas, which is an amalgamation of three different groupings (Hooligans And Nuisances And Spongers). In return for a four-day ceasefire, Hanas has promised… Read more »

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SHOULD IRISH ORGANISATIONS DROP THE WORD ‘ROYAL’?

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

Sammy Wilson Republican groups down in EU-loving Dublin are doing the devil’s work yet again. God-fearing loyalists like myself, however, can clearly see that dropping the “R-word” and similar anti-royalist ranting amount to hate speech – and believe me, that’s something unionism is very familiar with. Micheál Martin Based on my nebulous shared-island idea, it’s… Read more »

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BAKHURST FORGOT HE WAS DIRECTOR GENERAL

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

RTÉ director general Kevin Bakhurst has clarified that he was “mixed up” and “completely forgot” he was head of the national broadcaster during a recent Prime Time performance. A contrite Bakhurst said he was momentarily confused and his role in the organisation slipped his mind. “It’s not that different to understating your salary by €31,000,”… Read more »

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TIME TO CANONISE BEN DUNNE

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

Calls are growing across Irish media outlets for the canonisation of the late businessman Ben Dunne. Amongst the many obituaries lauding the late shopkeeper-turned-gym proprietor, a picture has emerged of a man whose miraculous interventions single-handedly saved a crippled Irish economy.

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THOSE NEW CANINE OWNERSHIP REGULATIONS

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

• Examine why Green watchdogs in Cabinet never bark • Find out if Barry Cowen really wants to go walkies • Check if Jim O’Callaghan is still in the doghouse • Darragh O’Brien always chasing his tail with housing • Michael McGrath putting everyone to sleep • Simon Harris desperate to be unleashed

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LATEST REACTION TO DAVID CAMERON’S RETURN TO POLITICS

November 30, 2023 Craic & Codology

Bertie Ahern I think it’s absolutely outrageous that someone who left office under a terrible cloud has the audacity to try and make a comeback. It smacks of absolute desperation and you wouldn’t catch me doing it unless I could live rent free in the Áras. Ryan Tubridy Genuinely shocked David Cameron’s re-emergence from obscurity… Read more »

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CARTOONS 4122-01

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-02

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-03

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-04

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-05

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-06

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-07

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-08

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-09

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-10

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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CARTOONS 4122-11

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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OZONE

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Ozone

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FESTY O’SEMTEX

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Festy O'Semtex

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CARTOONS 4122-12

November 2, 2023 Cartoons, Craic & Codology

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‘THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TOURNAMENT,’ LAMENT IRISH JOURNOS

November 2, 2023 Craic & Codology

A pall has fallen across the entire sport of rugby after the wrong team in green lifted the Webb Ellis trophy, according to Irish rugby pundits everywhere. “How could they be so heartless as to rob us sports writers of what should have been our finest hour?” wailed one grieving rugger writer. “Didn’t those selfish… Read more »

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