THAT TRUMP INAUGURATION SPEECH

Date: January 23, 2025 - Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

Trump

Trump


As your First Felon, I am proud to grab the reins of power. Already I’ve delivered peace on earth. First time since our freedom fighters stormed the Alamo nuking those cowardly Alpacino tribes. Even Syrialand is jumpy. That’s because I made them end the fighting right now – over my dead body, not to mention… Read more »

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