WORLDWIDE APPROVAL FOR MUSK’S NEW NAME

Date: January 9, 2025 - Cartoons, Craic & Codology, Hush Hush

Elon Musk

Elon Musk


There was widespread approval across the globe last night after multi-zillionaire business tycoon Elon Musk changed his name to Maximus Totallus Gobshyteus. “It suits him perfectly,” said one excited X devotee, his middle finger pointing upwards out of habit. “It’s the perfect name for him now that he spends his time hanging out with Mr… Read more »

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