Lazies and gentiles, it gives me the greatest pleasure tonight to introduce to you my great friend and Vice President of the Emerald Isle, Simon Kamala. Mr Kamala hails from the tiny village of Finegael in County Mayonnaise, from where my own great, great Grandpiano Benjamin set sail for a better life in Netanyahu, Massacrechussets… Read more »
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