THOSE NEW OMICRON VARIANTS

Date: October 20, 2022 - Craic & Codology

Omicron

Omicron


Donohoe 1.2 Causes giant swelling of the head and delirious outbursts, particularly about budget giveaways. Has been detected in Europe but definitely not near plush ESM offices. GAA 2.4 Known to cause violent outbursts, particularly towards referees. Other symptoms include major headaches, especially for disciplinary committees. Keane 3.5 May cause a feverish reaction, in particular… Read more »

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