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TURF EAMON RYAN Burned for fuel Burned by Leo Varadkar Dusty Flakey Combustible Lacks spark Turns into ashes Ash heap after next election Popular in rural areas Unpopular everywhere Generates heat Generates hot air Could soon disappear Could soon disappear

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