COVETOUS CALLS FOR CAVIAR – AS RUSSIA TO BLOW CORK TO BITZ

Date: January 27, 2022 - Craic & Codology

Putin Burgess

Putin Burgess


Foreign eclairs minister Simon Covetous is to meet Russian ambassador Igor Dontrustmeaninch to raise issues about upcoming Russian navy tests off the coast of Cork. The minister is said to be concerned the Russkies may be packing second-rate lumpfish caviar and not the desired Beluga type mandatory at all Foreign Affairs get-togethers. Speaking aboard his… Read more »

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