ASK AGONY AUNT URSULA!

Ursual Von der Leyen

Share all your intimate problems with Ursula von der Leyen Dear Ursula, I’m still fuming over getting shafted by that Brussels shower just because (I presume) I am a man. I need a way to get my groove back. “Big Phil” H Rather than complaining about being forced to focus on only your enormous gratuity… Read more »

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