Enda Kenny’s degree citation

Enda Kenny

Salutamus Endus Kennyus, celebratum ministerium cutus hooris et homo gombeenus atque premierus Hibernia post-calamatus downturnicus. Famosum per tunica azurus et sermones interminabilos dronavit instructans incomprehensibilosque re austerus hairshirti pro plebs excrutio sine octo denarios. Honorarum te, Endus, per actum politicali posturissimo, in particulare cum bankeri germanici bastardy, perpetuo grovellarius obsequio. Igitur mojo ludicrous revenus atque… Read more »

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