PHASE 2 OF COUNTRY RE-OPENING OUTLINED

Date: June 4, 2020 - Craic & Codology

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15% increase in dog sh*t on your street Burglars visiting two houses in your estate overnight Your eldest lad manages to get hold of some cannabis again 27% reduction in bored people watching Maura and Daithí 56 negative messages about Tony Holohan’s ‘pig headedness’ on social media Six more pictures of the taoiseach topless

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