ILIE NASTASE’S TERMINOLOGY OF TENNIS

Date: May 3, 2017 - Craic & Codology

Ilie-Nastase


Serve: What woman does with breakfast the morning afterwards. Racket: Thing women make when they all complain about me at once. Love: Looking in the mirror Approach shot: Chat-up line (eg ‘How about it, bitch?’) Game: When she’s up for it Fault: Not mine that I’m so attractive Bounce: Function of a mattress Offensive Lob:… Read more »

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