Partially to blame for overcrowding in pubs on Saturday nights He’s not Gay In fact, he’s miserable Bus driver refuses to switch him off Caused my grandad to fall asleep at the wheel Has been talking shite for about 200 years! Don’t forget the wage packet
To access this content, you must be a Phoenix subscriber.
Get access to The Phoenix online for as low as €1.50 per week. Read all the regular online only Phoenix stories AND receive the packed digital edition every fortnight (25 per year). Great value for so many inside stories!