Note that the following categories will be restricted from entering the United States until further notice: Non American true-blue patriots. Period. Mexican undesirables – even if they’re classy-looking. Totally biased media liars. Nasty. ISIS terrorists. Muslims probably. Bad dudes. All other shifty-looking foreigners. Especially brown types. Goofy losers carrying nuclear weapons in hand luggage. Bono…. Read more »
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