ALAN SHATTER’S ELECTION FLYER

Alan Shatter

Dear citizens of the Rathdown constituency, I have decided to come out of retirement as an erotic fiction writer to stand for election. Why? Because I have my finger on the throbbing pulse of Ireland and I can feel the desire for me to return to the body politic. I will insert myself into the… Read more »

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