THOSE NEW HOSPITAL MEASURES IN FULL

Trolley crisis

Absenteeism: Identify where Cabinet ministers are hiding during the winter crisis Equipment: Find out if Sláintecare will ever be taken off life support Examinations: Assess if Stephen Donnelly can differentiate between his arse and his elbow Obesity strategy: Investigate why the coalition keeps telling the public to get stuffed Beds: Government backbenchers terrified they will… Read more »