RONALDO REASSURES FANS

Date: January 12, 2023 - Craic & Codology

Ronaldo

Ronaldo


By Owen Goal In his latest press conference in the Middle East, football mega-star Ronaldo has promised the nation’s fans that he will “match the determination and commitment of this nation’s first superstar, Nelson Mandela” during his time amongst them. Looking tanned and relaxed, the Portuguese forward also assured supporters of his new club, Al-Massacre,… Read more »

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