NEW BOARD LEXICON

Bord Pleanala

Application: Thing you make when asking for asylum if things go pear shaped Third Party: Held after first two soirées celebrating the right result! Inspector: Oh dear, one of the top Garda chaps Change of Use: Looking for a new job Open Space: Area between Garda station door and desk Zero Emissions: Say nothing!

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