HUMPHREYS DISCOVERS MAGIC MONEY TREE

Heather Humphreys

After initially claiming that the government doesn’t have a magic money tree to help with the cost-of-living crisis, self-protection minister Heather Humphreys has now acknowledged that one has been located in Government Buildings. Unfortunately, the tree is only able to pay for TDs’ massive salaries, exorbitant expenses, luxurious foreign junkets and lavish pensions. “Heather unfortunately… Read more »