POSSIBLE AILMENTS AFFECTING PUTIN

Stephen Donnelly

As speculation continues around the state of Vladimir Putin’s health, experts suggest the crazed despot may be suffering from any or all of the following maladies: Donnellysia: Muscular affliction that attacks the legs, causing the sufferer to drag their heels whenever invited to attend an event. (Sometimes know as Wattalysis) Varadkalitus: Mouth condition in which… Read more »