OMICRON REPORTS ‘MAY BE RESISTANT TO METAPHORS’

Date: December 2, 2021 - Craic & Codology

Virus

Virus


By Pa Nicattack There were growing fears last night that reports on the new Omicron Covid-19 variant may prove super-resistant to all forms of hyperbolic description currently available to editors and publishers. “We’ve thrown the thesaurus at it this morning and we still haven’t managed to say how bad it is!” explained one struggling editor,… Read more »

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