‘MAD’ MAN GOES OVERBOARD

sinking ship

There were calls for tighter channel controls in Britain last night after a middle-aged man with a ‘foreign sounding’ name was discovered clinging to the side of a rapidly sinking ship. The man, named as a Mr ‘Farage’, had boarded the vessel GB News, an already antiquated rust bucket that has been seen struggling in… Read more »

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