BORIS’S REASONING FOR TROUBLES AMNESTY

Boris Johnson

It all happened a bloody long time ago To be honest, it’s awfully boring Who even remembers all that British Army stuff? Besides I’ve got a flat to redecorate And I need to find a way to shut up Cummings, the bastard (That’s enough Johnson – Ed.)

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