MIKE HEADBANGER An advocate of returning to 16th century moral values, he is regarded as being on the more moderate wing of the party. His belief that space aliens roam among us could compromise his position on border checks. JOHN CRACKPOT A member of the more religious, Paisleyite wing of the party, he has sharply… Read more »
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