MORE GREAT STRATEGIC MOVES FROM VON DER LEYEN

Ursual Von der Leyen

Improve football by banning Lionel Messi. Suspend all Netflix viewing during pandemic. Pubs to remain permanently closed after Covid era. More RTÉ comedy shows. Further pay increases for senior civil servants. (That’s enough Von Der Leyen – Ed.)

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