UK WARNED THAT BORIS ‘MIGHT NEVER GO AWAY’

Date: May 21, 2020 - Craic & Codology

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson


By Ann T Biotic Health experts in Britain say it could “take years” to develop a vaccine to eradicate Boris Johnson and that, in “a worst-case scenario”, he could linger “for decades”. “We have to flatten the Conservatives or we’re all doomed,” pleaded 20 panicking epidemiologists tearing their hair out. “Everyone must stay as far… Read more »

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