MERKEL: EU TO ANNEX ARMAGH

Date: April 18, 2019 - Craic & Codology

Merkel

Merkel


As part of a revolutionary plan to manage its border with the UK, Frau Merkel has announced that the EU is considering annexing what Angela Merkel has referred to as “parts of ze Nordetenlands zat righfully belong to ze Varadkar Republic, namely ze county of Our Ma”. According to Frau Merkel, who was enjoying a… Read more »

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