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Breakfast Has-beans; toast; smell the coffee Light lunch Something cheesy with pickle on brown bread; hot water Dinner Fishy: choice of cod or Healy-ray Vegetating: Hot potatoes; leeks; corn-on-the-cobblers Just Desserts Trifle upset & going bananas

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