NEW ÁRAS CANDIDATES UNEARTHED!

Date: July 25, 2018 - Craic & Codology

Skeleton

Skeleton


By Jay C. Bee IN THEIR latest astounding discovery, archaeologists excavating at Newgrange, Co Meath, have dug up three more candidates for the Irish presidency. The finds were made when excavators “plumbed the very depths”, according to leading archaeologist, Professor Luis Stones. “They are unique, pre-historic fossils that have possibly become un-henged over time,” says… Read more »

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