KIM JONG-UN MARTIN O’NEILL Can’t hit target with missile strikes Strikers can’t hit target Clamps down on media Clamps down on Tony O’Donoghue Has military launch missiles Has goalkeepers launch missiles Citizens living in poverty Poverty of creative ideas Ballistic missiles Roy Keane Will possibly blow up world Has definitely blown World Cup chances
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