The Conservative and Unionist Negotiating Teams (CUNTs) have revealed the terms and conditions of their minority government deal All Trident submarines to be powered with woodchip boilers Acknowledge climate change is man-made but that the gays are responsible A permanent ban on papal visits A royal pardon for Arlene (just in case) No mention of… Read more »
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