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Toady-in-the-Hole Baloney with Crispy Fried Poodles Brown-nose Bread and Butter-up Tripe and Corny Dogs (backbone removed) on a bed of Lettuce-In * * * Suckling-Up-To-Trump Pig Chicken-Out and Duck-Issues Enda-for-the-Chop Soon Suey * * * Syrup and Waffle To drink: Chateau Sycofantion and a Selection of Arseliqueurs

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