MOURINHO’S (IRISH) LEXICON OF FOOTBALL

Date: December 14, 2016 - Craic & Codology

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Playing field: Uneven surface faced by taxpayers in Ireland Flags: Something the regulator has been known to ignore Goal: To save as much taxes as possible of course Referee: Man with Irish accent who never blows the whistle Net: Big profits left after playing the game Penalty: Small punishment incurred if caught

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