KENNY REVEALS NEW GANGLAND PLAN

Date: June 1, 2016 - Craic & Codology


Following the outrage over the latest gangland killing, Taoiseach Enda Kenny has revealed his plan to stop the violence. “I have ordered the construction of a large two-dimensional bat-shaped object,” said the Fine Gael leader. “We will place it over a giant floodlight and aim it into the night sky. We have done a lot… Read more »

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