IF STAYING IN EU IF LEAVING EU Thousands will die on streets Mass unemployment will occur Giant rats will eat devour babies David Cameron will remain as PM Streets will be piled high with bodies Nobody will have a job Massive snakes will orphan our young Boris Johnson will take over the country
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